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    posted a message on Azurilland Plays: Pokémon Heart Gold and Soul Silver
    hey so since the forums are moving very soon and all I'm here to CROSS THE FINISH LINE, maybe i'll be the only one to do so we'll see if Katey posts
    You can assume I've fought all trainers in Kanto. I just went city to city beating everyone and then going into the gym and wrecking house. HERE ARE SOME BATTLE RECAPS.

    Erika
    -Jumpluff. It leech seeds Doggo, who oneshots with Flamethrower.
    -Tangela. Doggo oneshots it with Fire Blast.
    -Victreebel. Doggo oneshots it with Fire Blast.
    -Belossom. Doggo MISSES fire Blast, but good gal Bellossom uses sunny day. It outspeeds me and solarbeams me, but Doggo just uses the Sun-boosted flamethrower for OHKO.

    Then I do the Power Plant Sidequest. Go there, oh no the piece is missing, beat foreign rocket man, get the piece, restore power, interrupt Misty's date. NOW IT'S TIME TO BEAT HER TOO.

    Misty
    -Golduck. It pulses. Discharge. Ohko.
    -Quagsire. Switch into Jeffette on an earthquake SICK PREDIX. Two pulses do the job, while tanking a pulse of Quagsire’s.
    -Lapras. OHKO’d Jeffette while taking nothing pretty much. Finished off by Discharge.
    -Starmie. Starburst survives an Ice Beam with red HP then OHKOs with discharge.

    After this, I go down the east side of Kanto starting from Lavender town, fighting everybody and eventually arriving in Fuschia City.

    Janine.
    -Crobat. Screeches poor doggo. Fire Blast in combination with the burn it landed orkos.
    -Weezing. Trade flamethrower for toxic. She full restores once, but lets Flamethrower ko the third time
    -Ariados. It’s weak to fire, lol.
    -Ariados Electric Boogaloo. It’s weak to fire, lol.
    -Venomoth. It’s weak to fire, lol. (worth noting doggo wouldve fainted to toxic if I didnt win right there)

    Next up I fly to Vermillion and take a trip though DIGLETT CAVE (woke up snorlax when i went down the east side of Kanto). Then I go south to Viridian, then back up with Cut to Pewter.

    Brock
    -Graveler. brick break’d.
    -Onix. close combat’d.
    -Kabutops. close combat’d.
    -Omastar. double brick breaked, took a brine that did 2/3 due to cc def lowers
    -Rhyhorn. close combated.

    After Brock, I go south all the way down to Pallet Town fighting everyone everywhere again. I then surf to Cinnabar, say Hi and Bye to blue, then go to the Seafoam Islands to beef with BLAINE.

    Blaine
    Magcargo: Led with Rawr XD 2. surf.
    magmar: Waterfall, but confuses rawr xd 2 first after surviving waterfall due to sunny day.
    rapidash. 2 quick attacks, 2 sun weakened waterfalls.

    Then i go to Cinnabar and tell blue that IT'S TIME TO FIGHT. We then do just that in Viridian City.

    Blue.
    Exeggutor. Lead with Jeffette. Fly near oneshots it, then it trick rooms. faints after two crunches, but gets a psychic on jeffette.
    Rhydon. Faints Jeffette with Stone Edge. Ohko’d by Waterfall.
    Machamp. Flinched by waterfall, knocked into red by second hit. paralyzes with thunderpunch. Dynamicpunch finishes off rawr xd 2. Yeet ice shards.
    Arcanine. Tanks an intimidated Earthquake, but faints both pokemon with flare blitz and recoil.
    Gyarados. I send in Epik Gamer, who thanks to intimidate only 3hkos gyarados. After some flinches and 2 full restores, epik gamer gets a crit ohko.
    Pidgeot. rock slide dont do **** as Epik Gamer faints. After tanking a return, Starburst finishes him off.

    Here we are now at a crossroads. All to be done in Kanto has been done, but my team as a whole is six level 56s. So what do I do? Unethical methods! But oh no, this still counts for the TGBMD counter.

    TGBMD COUNTER
    +19 to all pokemon why Gamefreak (+114)


    While I was doing this, I also hacked in all tms and Heart Scales. I didn't use any multiples of TMs, I just didnt want to go search out the ones I wanted. Just used this for ease for me. NOW IT'S TIME FOR ELITE FOUR REDUX.

    -Will. Epik Gamer Sweep: Megahorn on everything but Jynx and Xatu: Close Combat and Rock Slide for those respectively.

    -Koga. Jeffette Sweep: These moves to oneshot these pokemon. Skuntank - EQ. Swalot- Didn’t get oneshot, but died to eq + dragon claw. Venomoth- Fly. Crobat- Draco Meteor (this didn’t oneshot?? but dragon claw finished it off) Muk: oneshot by earthquake.

    -Bruno. Jeffette Sweep 2 Electric Boogaloo. Hitmontop: Fly. Machamp: Fly. Lucario: Earthquake. Hitmonlee: Fly. After Fly eliminated Hitmonchan’s sub, Dragon Claw finished it. Hariyama: tanks a fly thanks to bulk up, and knocks out jeffette with crit bulk up. Starburst cleans up with Thunderbolt.

    Karen. Brick Break ohkos Weavile, but Honchkrow dodges a rock slide and kills the half health epik gamer with drill peck. Yeet ice fangs, then earthquakes houndoom, then earthquakes absol, then earthquakes spiritomb (twice). I switch into Rawr XD 2 to finish off Umbreon with a super power after it tanks an earthquake. It lives and near kills epik gamer 2, so I resolve to using Starburst’s focus blast.

    Lance. I heal my team up before the fight. I lead with Starburst. Salamence Dragon Claws starburst and gets static’d, but eats his lum berry. Starburst then thunder waves him to make the paralysis stick. A crit t-bolt oneshots him. I switch in Rawr XD 2 to Garchomp, who gets 2hko’d by earthquake. Oof. Jeffette goes in. Chomp takes a Dragon Claw, and Jeffette takes an outrage (based intimidate). Dragon claw for ko, then crit dragon claw ohkos altaria. Draco Meteor oneshots Dragonite. Doggo goes in onto gyarados to thunder fang him, then stays in to 2hko charizard with thunder fang as we beat the elite four redux.

    alright you know what's next gamers its CLIMBING MT SILVER TO FIGHT RED (I replaced Doggo's ExtremeSpeed with Rock Climb to actually get there). The entire team is still 75, except for Jeffette who is 76 after carrying the majority of the load in the elite four.

    -Pikachu. Led with Yeet. She tanks an Iron Tail, then OHKOS with EQ back.
    -Blastoise. He faints Yeet with Blizzard, then Starburst tanks a Blizzard and scores an OHKO with Thunderbolt.
    -Venusaur. Starburst is knocked out by Sludge Bomb. Doggo comes in for the oneshot, but narrowly misses and gets crit sludge bombed. Rip. In comes Jeffette who EQs on the restoration turn. Red then switches into Charizard on the turn Jeffette uses Fly.
    -Charizard. gets hit for half with fly then barely tanks a DPulse. Due to Hail limiting turns, Jeffette goes for the Draco Meteor to knock him out.
    -Lapras. I switch into Epik Gamer to tank a Blizzard. Epik Gamer OHKOs with Close Combat.
    -Snorlax. and Epik Gamer also OHKOs him with Close Combat.
    -Venusaur again. He’s at about 2/3 HP when he comes in. Megahorn knocks him out.

    GG WE DONE WITH THIS **** GAME
    TGBMD Counter
    +4 Catching Mareep up on catch
    +11 Catching Heracross and Growlithe up on catch (9 for Heracross, 2 for Growlithe)
    +12 Grinding up 4 team members to face jasmine (3 per pokemon)
    +11 Catching up Swinub on catch
    +20 Elite 4 Prep (4 per pokemon)
    +5 Catching up Jason on catch
    -5 lost progress
    +1 catching up Jeffette
    -1 lost progress
    +28 Sabrina prep (4 for Mamoswine and Shelgon, 5 for rest)
    +114 e4 redux and red grind (19 per team member)
    TOTAL LEVELS: 190

    holy **** this game sucks
    Feraligatr
    Rawr XD 2
    Level 75, Male
    Torrent
    Mild Nature
    -Waterfall
    -Ice Fang
    -Surf
    -Superpower

    Ampharos
    Starburst
    Level 75, Female
    Static
    Rash Nature
    -Thunderbolt
    -Focus Blast
    -Signal Beam
    -Thunder Wave

    Heracross
    Epik Gamer
    Level 76, Female
    Swarm
    Jolly Nature
    -Brick Break
    -Megahorn
    -Rock Slide
    -Close Combat

    Arcanine
    Doggo
    Level 75, Female
    Intimidate
    Hardy Nature
    -Thunder Fang
    -Rock Climb
    -Fire Blast
    -Dig

    Mamoswine
    Yeet
    Level 75, Female
    Oblivious
    Jolly Nature
    -Earthquake
    -Ice Fang
    -Ice Shard
    -Stone Edge

    Salamence
    Jeffette
    Level 76, Female
    Intimidate
    Serious Nature
    -Dragon Claw
    -Fly
    -Earthquake
    -Draco Meteor
    Posted in: Pokémon Playthroughs
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    posted a message on WE HATE YASUO ~ A League of Legends Club - League of Scuttle
    sad c9 lost but its ok we have western team in finals lets go fnatic ready to wake up at 4 again to watch

    currently plat 1 18 lp i'm hopefully gonna be settled in d5 about a week before the season closes have been winning well over 60% of my games so i have 0 worry at all about getting there

    please nerf kindred and viktor and sion and graves and akali and irelia
    Posted in: Themed Clubs
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    posted a message on NFL 2018-2019
    MIA at HOU
    PHI vs JAX - agree with jasper on this one, eagles suck too so its not that absurd
    NYJ at CHI
    TB at CIN
    SEA at DET
    DEN at KC
    WSH at NYG - don't have a great feeling about this one but cmon surely we wont lose to the GIANTS? nah i wouldn't be surprised
    CLE at PIT
    BAL at CAR
    IND at OAK
    GB at LAR
    SF at ARZ - cards finna go 2-14 only beating the niners like the niners did that one year over the rams
    NO at MIN - easy money for captain kirk gonna clap these pretenders
    NE at BUF - itd be really funny if buffablow won tho
    Posted in: Entertainment
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    posted a message on Azurilland Draft League - TO THE DRAFT
    Hey since THE TOURNAMENT ORGANIZERS aren't posting to talk about it, the season of the draft league has concluded! The playoffs matches are going to be me vs Varhii and Awesome_Typhlosion vs Recover. Here is how the standings ended.
    Posted in: Competitive Battling
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    posted a message on Official Competitive Battling Leaderboard
    Username: Wheegalure
    Showdown Name: depends lol
    Time Zone: EST
    Posted in: Competitive Battling
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    posted a message on NFL 2018-2019
    Free win for the Cardinals this week. I’ve observed that the Broncos look like a semi competent football team at home and get blown out by the Jets on the road. and seeing cody’s absolutely ridiculous stat confirms my hypothesis as law of the universe.

    TEN vs LAC - uh london ****
    NE at CHI
    BUF at IND
    DET at MIA
    MIN at NYJ
    CAR at PHI
    CLE at TB
    HOU at JAX
    NO at BAL
    LAR at SF
    DAL at WSH
    CIN at KC
    NYG at ATL
    Posted in: Entertainment
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    posted a message on ~The 100 Song Face-Off V7~ Won't you take me to Funkytown~!
    Lost Memory by sakuzyo: -1
    In The Night by The Weeknd: +3
    Graffiti by CHVRCHES: +0
    El Dorado by Two Steps From Hell: +1
    Plume by Kubbi: -3

    top 3 are pretty good, i do not like the other two
    Posted in: Entertainment
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    posted a message on NFL 2018-2019
    PHI at NYG - did i have this in time? unsure
    TB at ATL
    PIT at CIN
    LAC at CLE
    SEA at OAK
    CHI at MIA
    ARZ at MIN
    IND at NYJ - this is the hardest game to call this week
    CAR at WSH - it would be the most redskins thing imaginable to win this game then take the L to NYG next week
    BUF at HOU
    LAR at DEN
    JAX at DAL
    BAL at TEN
    KC at NE - the chiefs are really really great but its just so hard to pick against the pats in primetime at home
    SF at GB
    Posted in: Entertainment
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    posted a message on Azurilland Draft League - TO THE DRAFT
    Yeah this has been a lot of fun! This tournament, while maybe it's been a mistake to keep all it's happenings on discord, has been lively active and everyone involved is having a blast, I think.

    Posted in: Competitive Battling
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    posted a message on ♫ ♬ What Are You Listening To? Version 4! ♩ ♪
    Rigamortus - Kendrick Lamar
    Posted in: Entertainment
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    posted a message on NFL 2018-2019
    Patriots. I am also awaiting a copypaste.

    TEN at BUF - This would be the most Titans game to blow ever. And that's why they'll do it.
    MIA at CIN
    BAL at CLE
    GB at DET
    JAX at KC - Mahomes hasn't faced an elite defense yet, just a "good" one that let him walk all over them. He won't do so well against these guys.
    DEN at NYJ
    ATL at PIT
    NYG at CAR
    OAK at LAC
    MIN at PHI
    ARI at SF
    LAR at SEA
    DAL at HOU
    WAS at NO - I'm not really sure when the Redskins will play well or not. But uh this is revenge game, so this would be a good time!
    Posted in: Entertainment
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    posted a message on The Future of Azurilland Plays
    2 main reasons why this has fizzled out

    1. Heartgold and Soulsilver ****ing suck and are a grindfest if you don't want to itemspam and the more pokemon you want to use the worse it gets. the main selling points of the game are the side things and having your own experience with it and that makes it not good at all for a time based playthrough

    2. this one also started up just as people were going back to school so they've been busy with that

    no lets go thats not gonna be fun for people to feel obligated to report their progress on new game let em have fun with it on their own, but definitely do take a break on lets go release
    Posted in: Forum Questions and Feedback
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    posted a message on 🌵 Cacnea Compound - sup
    let me join plz i have been told i will not be kicked from this club for not posting im literally here to steal the belt
    Posted in: Casual Clubs
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    posted a message on Azurilland Plays: Pokémon Heart Gold and Soul Silver
    Fresh off my defeat of Lance, I am in my home. I pull up on Professor Elm's lab, where he gives me the S.S. Ticket to head to Kanto! I board the ship and find some grandpa's missing girl and get some mans to stop being lazy. I then arrive in Vermillion City! I immediately go north, and sneak my way around as many trainers as possible to make my way to Lavender Town and the silent bridge. I get the super rod from the man in the shack.

    I then use trusty Hoothoot Fiy to doubletrack back to Blackthorn City. I enter the dragon's den and use my newly minted Super Rod to catch a Dratini, whom I call Jason! It's then the 5 level grind to catch him up, which results in a Dragonair.

    Here's a new fun thing I'm introducing to these updates. I call it: The "This Game Blows Mad ****" counter. I've gone back through all of my updates and counted EVERY LEVEL I've grinded so far in this game. I've added them ALL up for your reading pleasure!

    TGBMD Counter
    +4 Catching Mareep up on catch
    +11 Catching Heracross and Growlithe up on catch (9 for Heracross, 2 for Growlithe)
    +12 Grinding up 4 team members to face jasmine (3 per pokemon)
    +11 Why'd I catch an Ice Path pokemon
    +20 Elite 4 Prep (4 per pokemon)
    +5 Catching up Jason
    TOTAL: 63 LEVELS GRINDED


    I then move on with my life, beating Lt. Surge. After that, I go north to Saffron and lost to Sabrina, but it's ok because I'll get her next time! I didn't. I lost again

    wait huh what do you mean i lost my save data
    i'm back to where i was grinding jason again
    ummmm ****
    (i did this because i forgot to save my game on a save state, so when i instinctively loaded up my game and accessed the save state i lost the data that was just on the game itself)

    TGBMD COUNTER:
    -5 lost progress
    TOTAL LEVELS: 58


    Well you know what **** Jason i had been planning to get rid of him anyway. SHENANIGANS TIME. I pull up on Baoba and the Safari Zone and tell him to LET ME IN. I catch him his ****ing Geodude. Then he told me he'll call me back when he's ready. I passed time by playing Voltorb Flip on superspeed and listening to Hotline Bling. He calls me back, then I catch him his ****ing Sandshrew. Then he told me he'll call me back when he's ready. I passed time by playing Voltorb Flip on superspeed and listening to Hotline Bling. Then he calls me back. I can now use items in the safari zone! Through some... um... extraneous methods... I got all the items from the get go! Wow, thanks generous Baoba! I then proceed to line up 14 small rocks and 9 trees in the Swamp biome. This eventually leads to me catching a Female Bagon! I name her Jeffette, as the plan was to call her Jeff, but I can't call a lady Jeff now can I? Next, I grind her one level to evolution. This took like 10 MINUTES DUDE BAGON SUCKS.

    TGBMD COUNTER:
    +1 catching up Jeffette
    TOTAL LEVELS: 59


    With that in mind, I now go to face Lt. Surge again! I beat him with the same Mamoswine tactics as last time.

    WAIT ARE YOU KIDDING ME I DID THE SAME THING AGAIN AND LOST PROGRESS
    IM BACK IN THE VOLTORB FLIP ROOM
    **** DUDE I HATE EVERYTHING

    TGBMD COUNTER:
    -1 wake me up
    TOTAL LEVELS: 58


    Then he told me he'll call me back when he's ready. I passed time by playing Voltorb Flip on superspeed and listening to Hotline Bling. Then he calls me back. I use the same methods to eventually catch another Jeffette. Not the same nature but hey she is the Spiritual Successor. I then said **** grinding her a level again I used the rare candy I had. Now, we can resume gameplay with my Shelgon!
    I fly back to Vermillion, and challenge Lt. Surge! I take care of his cronies, spend more time than I need to on the stupid trash puzzle, then get to fighting!

    -Raichu. I scary face it with Jeffette, then get hit by some weak ass before getting T-Waved. I switch into Yeet and kill it with Earthquake.
    -Magneton. Earthquake.
    -Electrode. Earthquake. It used double team but EQ got it on the first go.
    -Electabuzz. Outsped. Light screened. Earthquake.
    -Electrode. Exact same as the other Electrode. More like EleCHODE amirite gamers

    shoutout to Yeet holy moly shes a goddess

    Next up is to go fight Sabrina! So I go through Route 6, fight the 3 mans there, and then enter the gym, fighting the 4 trainers than taking on Sabrina!

    vs Sabrina
    -Espeon. Doggo gets psychic’d, but CRIT FIRE BLASTS back for the OHKO.
    -Mr. Mime. Psychic kos doggo. Starburst hits it twice and paralyzes but dies to two psychics. Epik Gamer comes in on the restore turn and CLOSE COMBATS but apparently mr mime isnt normal type like I thought and he dies a painful death. Rawr XD 2 finishes him off with some crunches while he ***** around.
    -Alakazam. Reflects immediately meaning I don’t do JACK to him. Near OHKOs with Energy Ball, while 2 crunches make it eat it’s sitrus berry. Jeffette gets ohko’d. Setting up for Yeet to shine again... but he gets CRIT ENERGY BALLED and the team falls.

    Well uhh **** that's some bad luck. Let's try again!

    vs Sabrina Take 2
    Espeon. No crit means Doggo dies, but on restore turn Epik Gamer crit shadow claws for ohko.
    Mr Mime. Epik Gamer is oneshot. Starburst t-waves and signal beams before fainting. Rawr XD 2 finishes him off.
    -Alakazam. Rawr XD’s life goes the same as last time. Jeffette is OHKO’d again. I then learn that energy ball didn’t need to crit to OHKO yeet.

    wow. um. How do I actually beat her? I contemplated using my choice scarf on Yeet, but as long as Alakazam reflects first turn and it has that sitrus berry, barring hax, I'm just out of luck. I could try to save Starburst to T-Wave it, but I think I need her to beat the rest of her pokemon. Well, when I'm faced with a fight I cannot win without item spam, there's only one thing to do...

    TGBMD COUNTER:
    +28 god I really hate this game (4 for Mamoswine and Shelgon, 5 for rest)
    TOTAL LEVELS: 76


    Team is now level 50. This means I have a big strong Salamence ready that knows crunch. Let's try now!

    Vs Sabrina, third time's the charm

    -Espeon. It Calm Minds??? and kills Doggo and Yeet. Starburst finishes it off.
    -Mr. Mime. Starburst ****s with it and gets a full restore before death. Jeffette ohkos with crunch.
    -Alakazam. Jeffette crits through reflect for an ohko

    Well don't think I needed that last bit of luck but hey I'll take it!
    Feraligatr
    Rawr XD 2
    Level 50, Male
    Torrent
    Mild Nature
    -Waterfall
    -Thrash
    -Ice Fang
    -Crunch

    Ampharos
    Starburst
    Level 50, Female
    Static
    Rash Nature
    -Discharge
    -Focus Blast
    -Signal Beam
    -Thunder Wave

    Heracross
    Epik Gamer
    Level 50, Female
    Swarm
    Jolly Nature
    -Brick Break
    -Shadow Claw
    -Aerial Ace
    -Close Combat

    Arcanine
    Doggo
    Level 50, Female
    Intimidate
    Hardy Nature
    -Flamethrower
    -ExtremeSpeed
    -Fire Blast
    -Reversal

    Mamoswine
    Yeet
    Level 50, Female
    Oblivious
    Jolly Nature
    -Earthquake
    -Avalanche
    -Ice Shard
    -AncientPower

    Salamence
    Jeffette
    Level 50, Female
    Intimidate
    Serious Nature
    -Dragon Pulse
    -Fly
    -Earthquake
    -Crunch
    TGBMD Counter
    +4 Catching Mareep up on catch
    +11 Catching Heracross and Growlithe up on catch (9 for Heracross, 2 for Growlithe)
    +12 Grinding up 4 team members to face jasmine (3 per pokemon)
    +11 Catching up Swinub on catch
    +20 Elite 4 Prep (4 per pokemon)
    +5 Catching up Jason on catch
    -5 lost progress
    +1 catching up Jeffette
    -1 lost progress
    +28 Sabrina prep (4 for Mamoswine and Shelgon, 5 for rest)
    TOTAL LEVELS: 76
    QOTW: The whole ordeal to get my Salamence made me realize that the Safari Zone in this game is ****ing awesome. It sucks that it's gated behind so much time, but using items and switching around the locations to get a bigger range of pokemon than in any other generation's safari zone is something I think is really, really cool. Also, voltorb flip is awesome too!
    Posted in: Pokémon Playthroughs
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    posted a message on ~The 100 Song Face-Off V7~ Won't you take me to Funkytown~!
    Undercover Agents - Enter Shakari: 4.5/10 This was like discount Bastille.

    Earth Calls - Rameses B: 5/10 haha aesthetic lol!! really takes me somewhere else haha!! it was ok.

    Castle on a Hill - Ed Sheeran: 1/10 This song ****ing sucks. I like Ed Sheeran I just wish all his music wasn't so overplayed. I could not ****ing escape this song that was already bad and I have nightmares that end with hearing Ed Sheeran screech I'M ON MY WAY DRIVING NINETY ON THOSE OLD COUNTRY LANES

    Layla - Eric Clapton: 8/10 Hard agree with A_T here. Smooth as h*ck.

    Rhythm of the Night - DeBarge: 4/10 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    Posted in: Entertainment
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