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You can drink ANYTHING once it's in liquid form, therefore, you must have no mouth! Drinking dish soap is a stupid idea and all, but that doesn't mean one can't drink it. The same goes for lemonade laced with cyanide, or raw sewerage with all the poop pulp and semi-dissolved toilet papery goodness. Hell, even a gorilla's head has a melting point, so why not cull a rampaging gorilla in your neighbourhood today and drink its cranium once you heat it until it starts to drip!
If a crappy newspaper suddenly outsells all of its competitors and reaches a 21st century selling record because it ran a story about a game show, does that mean the newspaper company that ran the piece made the Sale of the Century?
Also, please remember to be VERY careful with this game. The last version a year ago devolved into mindless gibberish spamming and was locked because of it. If this thread starts to do the same thing, I'll be locking it. This is (for now) just a friendly reminder.
Its lack of vitamins, caffeine and ungodly amount of sugar make it an atrocious choice for a children's beverage. Meanwhile, the lack of alcohol makes it undesirable for adults. Its weight loss properties, however, allow it to hold a small marketing niche if you're not afraid of potential death to shed a few kilos. Ultimately, what makes it bad for you is the fact that excess fat is not the only thing it will eradicate when consumed in small or copious amounts.
Why do most bars and restaurants refuse to serve a bacon milkshake when you request it, even if you provide the recipe for it?
We're all alive, but you're in cryostasis. Remember the movie Demolition Man? Well, you're actually Wesley Snipes's character, and this is the rehabilitation material that you're being forced to watch. Just a bunch of random people posting stuff on an online forum.
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?